Text 25 May 1 note

MLB The Show is crazy…

They make it so realistic you have to literally watch the pitch like you are actually batting.

Text 24 May 1 note

Recently I’ve been tempted to go on Facebook (don’t ask because I don’t use it) and post this status…

“Congratulations to all my friends from High School who have graduated from college this month! Too bad you’ll be looking for jobs for the next 5 years, while I’ll still have my nice salary waged office job with bennies because I didn’t listen to our guidance counselor and went straight to work after I graduated. Let me know where to stand so you call all form a line to suck my dick…Sincerely, Your good friend that you never believed in…Joe”

Text 24 May

Sometimes I think people actually take me seriously…

I feel so sorry for you…

Text 24 May I miss the fucked up anon questions…

Where they @

Photo 24 May 14,609 notes georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

Photo 24 May 1,858 notes gamefreaksnz:

Link made out of twist ties

😭😭😭😭 I always thought I was the only weird kid that made figures out of the grocery store twist ties…There is hope.

gamefreaksnz:

Link made out of twist ties

😭😭😭😭 I always thought I was the only weird kid that made figures out of the grocery store twist ties…

There is hope.

via Gamefreaks.
Photo 24 May 1,042 notes gq:

#TBT: Barack Obama, Senior Prom

DAMN YOU OBAMA FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL, HAVING SEX WITH WHITE WOMEN AND SMOKING REEFER!!!FOR SHAME! Where’s your birth certificate you damn terrorist hippy!

gq:

#TBT: Barack Obama, Senior Prom

DAMN YOU OBAMA FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL, HAVING SEX WITH WHITE WOMEN AND SMOKING REEFER!!!

FOR SHAME! Where’s your birth certificate you damn terrorist hippy!

(Source: )

Text 24 May 1 note

Well…I bet all those people protesting the Trayvon Martin case feel pretty stupid right now…

Text 24 May 6 notes

Amanda Bynes arrested for throwing a bong out the window of her apartment…

It was bound to happen people…

Video 24 May 1,653 notes

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Photo 24 May 3 notes imlandingonmyfeet:

Babe and I drove around tonight and found this in someone’s yard.

That’s Glen Burnout for yah

imlandingonmyfeet:

Babe and I drove around tonight and found this in someone’s yard.

That’s Glen Burnout for yah

Video 24 May 5,902 notes

smilingithinkofyou:

5 kinds of drunk people [x]

That didn’t even look expensive

Photo 24 May 8 notes

(Source: ravenslife)

Photo 24 May 3,474 notes marijuanandmusic:

if this isnt the best picture on the internet i dont know what is

marijuanandmusic:

if this isnt the best picture on the internet i dont know what is

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